The Very Posh Miss Piggy

 

We could do worse than look like Miss Piggy.  Now there was glamour, an era of real elegance.  She isn't the beauty she was in her younger days, but who is?  Miss Piggy, if you're reading this, I hope you don't take offense and please know that I'm a fan.

The brassy broads of old Hollywood used to wear a pirate's cache, back when men were throwing fistfuls of diamonds at Elizabeth Taylor or heaven forbid Zsa Zsa Gabor.  No more.  Now actresses look like waifs when they should be accessorizing like royalty.

Gotta admit though, their clothes are dreamy.  They've got Jimmy Choo and Louboutin, got Balenciaga and YSL but where's the jewelry?  We want them in Harry Winston. We want them in Cartier.
 
Darlings, get your glamour on. 

~ Carolyn in Mexico